Two of my friends are trying to get me with two different guys and im like HELLO HAVE YOU SEEN ME THIS AINT GONNA HAPPEN
My hobbies include laying in bed in my underwear while I listen to music and hate myself
Next time I start to develop a crush on someone please just punch me in the face instead
It’s amazing how fast your mood can change after you step in some water with socks on.
if i was famous i would just knock on peoples doors and be like hello yes its me